Funny Cat Names...page 3

Visitors' cat names that are funny, amusing, unusual, unique, or clever, are honored with an award and placed in The Cat Gallery's Hall of Fame of Funny Cat Names

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JOANNE'S CAT

My kitten was lost from its owner.  I was a stranger to it, so I got a can of cat food tuna and attracted it to the tuna.  I named the kitten Tuna since that was the first thing I could think of.  He now knows his name but does not get tuna anymore.  He gets healthy Iamms kitten food.  Joanne Kirkpatrick

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CAROL'S CAT

My Cat's name is Goulash as she is a calico manx with a lot of different colors to her so I thought Goulash fit, because goulash is a mixture of different foods.  Carol Schoenbeck

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MIKE'S CAT

Real Name: Kwyjibo
Nick Name: Squishy
Other Nick Name: Bitchy-Mo

It all started in 1990 when I wanted a cat. I asked around and a friend had a litter in the closet. They were but a few weeks old and just opened their eyes. I looked at em all and each time I picked one they said it was spoken for.  All the while this little gray one was meowing & chewing on my hand.  No one wanted him so I staked my claim.  I picked him up a week later. All the way home he meowed & chewed on my hand... how cute.
Having him home for a month or so I couldn't quite find his name, until I was watching the Simpsons one night with him on my lap. They were playing scrabble & Bart made up a word... "KWYJIBO".  I looked down at the little guy & called him Kwyjibo.
As de developed into his own cat, the name seemed to fit more & more.  He follows me around everywhere & screams and whacks anyone that comes near me... a great guard cat. When you squeeze him he meows for ever!  so we started calling him Squishy.  But in reality, he meows & howels when ya just look at him, like he's always bitchin about something... so we also call him "bitchy-mo" when he's in trouble.

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LISA'S CATS

Hello, well I have two cats to tell you about...the first one is Conundrum.  She is a chocolate colored domestic short hair... I found her wandering in my back yard when she was just 4 months old... I thought wow a brown cat how puzzling...being that she is not a pure breed Havana Brown... so I took her in, and her name became Conundrum, which means puzzle!!!!
My other cat is Mooney.  Her real name is La Luna, which means moon in Italian...Moony was given to me by a friend because I always wanted a Grey cat... she is a beautiful Grey medium hair.  She looks like a full moon, hence the name La Luna...I nicknamed her Moony because when I would tell people her name they would say tuna! and I would say no its La Luna!!!!!  So it's easier to say Moony.

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AMBER'S CATS

My cat has a funny name. Of course, I named him when I was in the fourth grade so... His name is Tickles and he is a black and white british shorthair. And the reason I named him that is because everytime when he was a kitten you could rub his stomach and he would lick your hand and paws and his fur was so soft that it would just...Tickle.

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MICHELE'S CATS

We have two blue point Siamese. One was easily named, the other not-- but the names they carry suit them well. The first one we brought home was shy and sweet-- and grew up to be quite a queen. Her name is Princess Yum Yum (Yummy for short) named for the lead character in The Mikado. She is definitely alpha cat in our house (the dog is beneath her notice) and she was NOT AMUSED when I brought home her half-sister a year later. The little one (who is bigger now...) was not so easy to name. We just couldn't seem to find the name that suited her. After much trial and error, we discovered her name is Sweetpea. She is very vocal as well as quite a snuggly. She often stalks around the house, crying "Mooooom!" when she is looking for me. She is willing to let Yummy be queen cat as long as Yum doesn't want the throne to be my lap!

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JASON AND MELISSA'S CATS

My name is Jason Bellman, and my girlfriend Melissa purchased a Cream Tabby Persian.  We named him Yetti immediately but I decided he needed a full name.  It was quickly discovered what it should be, Yetti Stinkhole Dumass (pronounced do-mas).   We called him Yetti because of a few reasons, the main one being that Melissa really liked the name Yetti and when people were being stupid she would call them a Yetti.  Yetti spent about 6 months in a kennel in the pet store and when he was brought home he was, to say the least, not real bright.  So the name fit....that leads to his last name.  On a Barq's Root Beer commercial, a guy during an interview keeps calling the other guy Mr. "Dumbass".  At the end he tells him that it is pronounced Do-Mas.....mas prounounced in its Spanish form (mas meaning 'more' in Spanish).  Hopefully that lets you know exactly how it is pronounced.  We do have another kitty--a cream point himalayan.  He is almost a year old, his name is Fargo TT Dumass.  We currently live in Wy, but I am from Wis.  Melissa feels I have a "fargo" accent so that is how the first name came about, and the TT comes from her favorite car....Audi TT coupe, and of course the same last name.

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HARRIET'S CATS

Hello, I found your site while looking for pages with suggested cat names.  Ah, the task of naming a child's new kitten...
Anyway, I love your site.  I figured I must not be the only one who has a silly name for a cat and sure enough, I have found my fellow beings on your site.  My cat's name came about in a bittersweet way, but as often is the case, the name fits her perfectly.
I live in the farming community outside of a town in northern Colorado.  When I moved to this house, I moved a 3-4 year old cat with us. We also inherited a barn cat with the property.  My cat and the barn cat became best buddies.  They would often disappear together and then after days, reappear as if nothing had happened.  About three years ago, they took off and two and half weeks later, the barn cat returned (looking a little worse for wear) and my cat, Ender, never returned.  At this point, I didn't have a name for the barn cat. 
I held out for months hoping Ender would return.  Now, Ender's name alone was somewhat strange.  The name came from a kayaking term where you stick the stern of the boat into a hole to make it pop up into the air and out of the water.  Well, Ender was one of those kittens that had a lot of energy.  She would go tearing around the house then stop in the middle of the living room, pop up into the air about three feet and then disappear as quickly as she appeared.  She earned her name one day after a good day on the river.  The name suited her well.
Nevertheless, Ender disappeared and never returned and she is either in kitty heaven or happily snuggled up with someone else.  Once Ender disappeared, the barn kitty started acting just like her.  I swear it seemed as though she took over Ender's personality.  The cat would never come near any of us before, and suddenly she would rub against me and talk and talk and talk, just the way Ender used to talk.  As time went by, she integrated herself into the family and then it became evident that I really needed to give her a name.  She is a beautiful calico and looks like someone took three cans of paint and threw them at her.  So, there I sat thinking how she was such a pretty blended colored cat.  And, also thinking at the same time how much she was like Ender now. 
So, the obvious name for our barn cat was Blender.  Yup, that's her name and she wears it proudly.  My friends look at me like I'm crazy.  How she got her name makes for a great story at parties and at the office.  Plus, she's just a neat cat.  I have a seven acre field where this cat will go for walks with me.  Or, better yet, she'll lay in my arms on her back and let me rub her belly while we walk around the field.  She obviously can take care of herself as she has to contend with fox, coyote, raptors and all kinds of things on a daily basis.  And, to see her hang with the chickens is pretty funny in itself (being the stealth kitty that she is!)
Well, thanks for the great site.  I'll have to log on at home and show it to my daughter, she'll get a good chuckle out of the silly names.  Cheers, Harriet Rector 
 
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REBA'S CAT

[The following story shows the quandry that people often go through when trying to discover their new cat's true name.  It kinda looks like they're not quite there yet.]
My daughter has finally decided on a name for the new kitty.  She already had a name since she was surrendered to the Humane Society.  She was named Maggie.  We kind of like that name, but we wanted to give her a name unique to us.  We tossed around a few names and last night Reba decided she wanted to call her Hurricane.  Even I do not quite understand the psyche of that choice!  She thought about calling her Sliver because the moon was a sliver the day we picked her up.  She also thought about calling her Maple because she is a brown/tan/black tabby and almost looks like the color of Maple syrup.  We may still go with
that one though. We decided we could have more than one name for her.  We thought about adding "Little" to Maggie and calling her Little Maggie after the song.  That may stick as well.
The main thing is that she has integrated into our family quickly and already follows us around the house and snuggles right up to you. She is a very sweet kitty and I'm so glad we took that trip to the Humane Society on a whim.  As we all know, cats choose us and that day, she must have been calling to us!  I am really surprised that no one else picked her up as she had been there for 5 days already.  Again, I truly believe she was meant to be a part of our family.  Harriet Rector

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MARCI'S CAT

My cat is named Moo for the way he looks.  He has the same markings as a Guernsey cow!

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MICHELLE'S CATS

Hi Eve, I was purrusing your website and saw the section for "adding a funny cat name". I guess our family would qualify as having cats with funny names. Our black cat is Pan, short for Pan d'Monium. When we first took him to the vet I told them that his last name is d'Monium. He is a maniac at age 4. Acts like he's 2. I could write a book about his antics, in fact my partner has written a short story which I'm going to illustrate. We originally named him Pan when he was a kitten after the mythical creature who plays the flute. At the time we named him we didn't know that in Greek mythology, Pan is the consort of Artemis. Well, Artemis is our female kitty. I rescued her and her brother, Goldenrod, when they were 3 weeks old. I knew that Artemis' name was going to be a Goddess name, and the name Artemis intuitively came to me. I knew that Artemis was the Goddess of the moon, midwifery and wild creatures, but at the time I named her I didn't know that Artemis is the Goddess of hunting as well. Goldenrod was named in honor of a friend named Rod who is an esteemed animal right activist; he's a fluffy orange cat, hence his name.  Michelle Waters Environmental and Goddess Artist




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